Cut down a tree and waste electricity
Fuck you, it's Christmas
Buy some festive knick knacks, that fit nicely in your ass
Fuck you, it's Christmas
Dress your pets in elf hats, then have them lick fudge off your balls
Fuck you, it's Christmas
Serve food to the poor, and then drive away in your Prius
Fuck you, it's Christmas
You're driving long distances through twenty feet of snow
And it looks like your uncle started drinking right after church
You got tiny marshmallows in every side dish you eat
No one has presents, we're all just swapping gift cards
Max out your credit card, and help save the economy
Fuck you, it's Christmas
Wake up at fucking 4am to buy a piss-my-pants Elmo
Fuck you, it's Christmas
The war on Christmas is a war we can actually win
Fuck you, it's not Hanukkah
I'd fuck Gretchen Carlson's brains out, but somebody beat me to it
Fox News, makes me wet
'Twas the night before Christmas, and Saint Nick had come
Not for Jews or for Muslims, because their religions were dumb
With him he brought, one special present
The tiny Christ-child, the size of a pheasant
Down every chimney, leading him by the foot
'Till his swaddling clothes were coated in carcinogenic soot
And that is how Jesus got cancer of the balls
And as he died for our sins, he wish a merry Christmas to all
How is it that Rachel Ray and Martha Stewart shit holiday spirit
You're stuck making a Christmas dinner out of Spam and fucking peanut butter
Why the fuck do you want to go shopping right after Christmas?
Sit down, shut up, and enjoy your ugly new sweater
A maxi-single that I think encapsulates the sound of GoFight! Make Some Noise and Light of Day are total stand-outs. The former brings low down dirtiness, while the later punches up to the heavens. Gentleman Loser
Unwoman + Caustic = A fantastic mutanat that kinda sounds like the way Curve would sound if they recorded in a sound booth full of bees and all the synths were shooting sparks. Gentleman Loser
This massive, nearly 200-track compilation of edgy, experimental electronic music benefits those affected by the Ghost Ship fire. Bandcamp New & Notable Aug 7, 2017
Joel Shanahan of Golden Donna returns with six immersive electronic songs that lift off into intergalactic terrain. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 27, 2020